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Ass Like That

Eminem

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Ass Like That

Song byEminem
in AlbumEncore

[Chorus]

The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

Think someones at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go

Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

Police saying freeze

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper's zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out you bozo

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch

I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?

I ain't never seen an ass like that

Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

LanguageEnglish
Translated byAllen Morningstar

About this Song

Ass Like That by Eminem is a humorous and satirical song that delves into the themes of celebrity culture, sexual attraction, and the male gaze. Through his playful and exaggerated lyrics, Eminem critiques the objectification of women in the entertainment industry while simultaneously reflecting on his own experiences and observations. The song's catchy chorus and whimsical tone are contrasted by its critical commentary on media and societal norms. Key moments in the song include Eminem's references to various celebrities and how their physical appearances are scrutinized and sensationalized in the media. These elements contribute to the song's overarching message about the superficiality and absurdity of fame and attraction.

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